OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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