Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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