My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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