Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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