Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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