There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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