I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
