her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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