i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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