Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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