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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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