i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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