and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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