I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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