i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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