forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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