Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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