Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
This house was built for laser tag.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Randomize
