apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
third nipple confirmed
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
