He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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