the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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