did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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