His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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