My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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