rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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