I got chris browned last night
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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