I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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