Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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