ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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