found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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