Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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