you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
the liver wants what the liver wants
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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