Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
everyone is single if you try hard enough
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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