: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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