I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
