I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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