dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I deserve this hangover.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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