careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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