You really coming over, don't trick.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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