I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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