Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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