I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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