I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
