can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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