No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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