i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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