we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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