I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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