Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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