I need help removing her.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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