Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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